butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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