I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
