Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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