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Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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