I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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