Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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