No, you can still breathe under the balls.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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