Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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