Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
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he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
My liver just had a heart attack.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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