I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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