Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I think weed is turning my hair brown
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
