i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
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In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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