i always forget guys have bellybuttons
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
we're making bets on your personal life
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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