hell yes lets make some ravioli
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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