Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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