New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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