Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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