Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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