That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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