Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
drinking out of a sandbucket again
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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