Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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