Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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