I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
