I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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