please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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