after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
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Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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