if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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