Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Sorry about my life...
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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