Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
