Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
why didn't you poke me back
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
How naked do you want me to be?
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