Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
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Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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