alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
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I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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