what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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