Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm like, not good at living.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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