Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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