Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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