I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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