I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
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Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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