He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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