she was so not down for the gang bang
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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