Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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