If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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