There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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