I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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