just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
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Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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