Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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