I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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