I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Randomize
