why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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