God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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