Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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