she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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