Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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