Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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