this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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