she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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