sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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